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Pokemon Go Trainer Bag

All your trainer needs in one bag.

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Your own Trainer Go Bag

Human consumption only. We're the other side of your pokemon hunting needs.

hungry

Feel tired and hungry while searching for pokemon?

Nothing like some refershing drinks from the good ol' trainer bag.

memed

Need an icebreaker to begin talking to fellow pokemon hunters?

Share some top-notch snacks from this buddy-sack.

team

Can't contain the urge to display that Team pride?

Inspire righteous fear within your enemies with this loud display of team color!

Introducing: Trainer Go Bag

A kit designed for trainers to get the most from their pokemon hunting experiences. For only $12.99!

Inside, we have the best tools for pokemon catching success!


  1. Food!!!!! Snacks and drinks fit for a day-long hunting party. You definitely won't feel Drowzee after these.
  2. Team colored cloths fashioned as armbands and headbands. Flaunt that Team (Mystic?!) pride to other trainers!
  3. A random, special mystery item crafted specifically for you and your pokemon hunting needs. A secret!

Recommended Uses for the Trainer Go Bag

The best practices to use your Trainer Go Bag.

Step 1:

After receiving your Trainer Go Bag in the mail...

Purchase one now!
  • Shipped to your address in a box
  • Shipping times vary with location
  • Average of (5 day)* shipping time

Step 2:

Wear or bring the Trainer Go Bag with you on your pokemon quests.

  • Enjoy the delicious treats in the bag
  • Wear your team color cloth as a symbol of your Team pride
  • Ponder over the secret meaning of the mystery item

Step 3:

When other pokemon trainers gather around you...

Break the ice!

  • Share your scrumptious treats (or not) with the jealous trainers if you like
  • Give out team color cloths to the members of your team – take over your neighborhood!

Step 4:

Profit?????

Enjoy each other's companies and have fun catching more pokemon with a grateful stomach.

  • Continue questioning the purpose and meaning of the mystery item
  • Exchange contact information with your new friends!

FAQ

Before you go Rhydon out of here, let us Raichu some answers.

(We'll keep our Meowths shut now)

I'm a proud member Team Instinct! Can I still purchase this Trainer Go Bag?

Why don't you pay first and then find out. (Ok fine, we treat our customers all the same.)

What isn't the Trainer Go Bag?

A smart investment of your time and money. Oh wait...

What is the mystery item???

Hilary's deleted emails? Trump's custom-made hairspray? Whatever it is, it won't can't be more ridiculous than the 2016 election.

Why are we doing this?

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Is this for real?

Hell yeah. We think Pokemon Go is an incredible game. We hope to add to the quality of this game by providing you with this physical commodity of goodies to help with your quest to become the best trainer in town.

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$12.99 / bag

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  • Your personal Trainer Go Bag sent to your preferred location
  • All the Goodies listed above
  • Ability to get any grill pokemon

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